“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

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And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that transmog before.

Goodbye.

While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.

R’amen.

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

Which is a bit fucking overkill given that the level cap in game is 12.

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

The Gamers (the original one) made the same joke. Also, available for free on YouTube.

You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

I remember coming across a post of tumblr where someone said that if a guy says his favorite movie/tv show is Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty or Fight Club, you should run immediately.

The reason was that while these are good works exploring complex, broken and often violent men, a certain subset (the kind of people who would claim that one of those was their favorite of all time) doesn’t have the reasoning ability to understand that they’re the villains of their universe and should not be idolized.

Rorschach easily fits within the same mold as Tyler Durden, Rick Sanchez and Walter White, a complex and entertaining protagonist who’s also a terrible person who no one should want to be.

Played by Khary Patyon, aka the voice of Cyborg for the last two decades.

I had the idea for some Don Quixote style story where your average isekai fanboy gets summoned to another world, and it’s the job of a member of the royal guard to protect this guy. The fanboy is a delusional, socially inept, weak lech who is convinced he’s the main character of an eroge, and the knight (the actual protagonist) has to try and keep this idiot from getting himself killed (like explaining that peeping on the princess while she’s bathing would most likely result in execution, not a “meet-cute”). Hijinks ensue.