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minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-27 months agoI always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit: Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad. Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
minus-squareProtonEvoker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoAnd the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”
minus-squarekeyez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoIsn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months ago…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoCan’t forget about peppers
minus-squarekeyez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoYou know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoAlternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.
I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:
Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.
Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.
Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”
Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
Can’t forget about peppers
I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.
Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.