• AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
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      3 years ago

      New drug going around: adjusting the automatic seat in your car.

      I tell you, it’s an epidemic out there! It’s destroying lives and tearing apart families and relationships. People are selling all their positions, stealing, mugging, what have you, just to buy powered car seats. I once witnessed a young man overdose on seat adjustment, it’ll haunt me forever.