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fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • neidu2@feddit.nl
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    And here’s me, mixing up hydrocarbons and carbohydrates.

    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      one is food for animals, the other is food for cars

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        Yes, but which is which? Nothing in the name tells me whether it has oxygen in its chemical composition.

        • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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          deleted by creator

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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            But spaghetti also needs water so wouldn’t that make it a hydrocarbonara?

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            • Richard@lemmy.world
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              Or a carbonarahydrate?

          • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Don’t cars have carborators? Are carborators edible?

            I don’t know anything about cars except they go vroom. I know even less about chemistry.

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              I have never heard of anyone eating a carburetor and dying, so we have to assume it’s safe to eat

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          Carbohydrates are the ones with (H20)n

        • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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          To hydrate means to add water. Hence a hydrate has OH2 added.

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            More generally, -ate itself means ‘with oxygen’.

            Carbonate = carbon + oxygen

            Nitrate = nitrogen + oxygen

            Phosphate = phosphorus + oxygen

            There is apparently some nuance but it is a good rule to remember: https://chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/32962/when-to-use-ate-and-ite-for-naming-oxyanions

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            Oooohhhh, nice!

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    • pentane
    • 2 methyl butane
    • 2,2 dimethyl propane

    what else?

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      @fossilesque@mander.xyz you got splainin to do :D

      you probably meant C6H12?

      • hexane
      • 2-methylpentane
      • 3-methylpentane
      • 2,2-methylbutane
      • 2,3-methylbutane
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        I gotta bring this up when I see the chemical bois putting those numbers up. https://youtube.com/shorts/ytXnW-qgaMg

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    meth, eth and prop.

    anol and ane.

    There’s six right there.

    edit 0 : I’m wrong, anols need alcohol and hydrocarbons are things with JUST hydrogen and carbon, not any organic hydrogen carbon compound.

    edit 1 : butane … nylon?

    edit 2 : not nylon…shit…

    edit 3: heptane? I thought about pentante but thought against it because of propane, hexane is in the post above…

    edit 4 : yeah! Mr white, science, bitch! I haven’t been to chemistry class for about 20 years, so it took me a while.

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      -anol would require an oxygen

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        damn. you’re right

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          the OP meme is plain wrong btw. They likely meant C6H14. or C5H10 with some very contorted molecules

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