• crawancon@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      I killed a big one and it’s legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.

      do not recommend unless properly prepared

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        5 months ago

        Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.

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          5 months ago

          acting like the unmanliest of men

          Sir I don’t how to break it to you

          You have a rare disease called be a person

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            5 months ago

            While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊

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              5 months ago

              Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do

              We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this

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        4 months ago

        There is only one solution: chemical warfare