How does Hexbear feel about this phenomenon. I need to know to know if you’re Real Leftists or not. I’m not a big believer in purity tests but I think this might be the most important one.
standers stay winning
Bernie Standers
Damn you must be haulin around quite the keester
My dumpy is unmatched
You honor Poseidon with your fist bump.
I feel satisfaction as i splash creekwater into my cheeks and continue upstream, determined to be America’s new cryptid.
Every True Leftist desires to be a cryptid so this checks out
non-bidet cringe
Sometimes you gotta go out places that don’t have bidets you know?
Sounds like you need one of those German toilets with the poop shelf instead a filled bowl.
DAE American toilets have too much water
I don’t poop
Time to start
I’m such a constipationmaxxing purduecel
Water? I only use compost toilets.
So you knuckle the dirt and worms instead
And I like it that way!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
