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A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
But… there aren’t bones in a hot-dog… oh wait, damn.
negative. i am a meat popsicle.
Dead, Dead, and Eddie
Harder. Stronger. Faster.
Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.
Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.
Tom said “That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet”
The race is long And in the end, it’s only with yourself.
🎶Everybody’s free (to take off their skin) 🎵
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Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck
Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.
As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn’t evolution marvelous?
Just Do it.
Or else.
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We’re not just mining data anymore. Facebook.
Meat man
