Omelanda done murdered me Missus and nicked me bloody son
Cockney without rhymin’? You’re 'aving a Turkish bath, China plate.
Butcher’s hook at these septic tanks on 'exbear try’na be cockney.
this is the only path to making hexbear whiter than it already is
please, turn back before it’s too late
In a real unfortunate piece o’ news, Oi thenk Oi moight’ve gotten meself stuck like this
i get it fallout london was just released
Wots all ‘is then?
OI YA GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT DERE ACCENT BRUV
UH LOISENCE?! YEW TRY COMIN’ OVER 'ERE ‘N ASKIN’ ME THAT ‘N WE’LL SEE IF OI NEED A BLEEDIN’ LOISENCE
S’bloody mental innit
oi bruv
Ello guvnah!
Wot if eye waz two 'undred feet tawl?
WUD YEW LUV ME IF OI WUZ A BEANUS
Wot if we was 'Arry Potter side characters wif names like Archibald Custardmouse or Amelia Shittingcomb
Not fackin fanny geezer
fockin’ 'ell. we’re all bri’ish now 'ere on 'ecksbear?
Closest I can do is (try to) speak with Scottish or Irish accent