Smart phones, smart watches, smart TVs, and now this? Give me a break, some things just don’t have to be Internet connected.
Activate your donkey now for $29.99/month!
DaaS
If they are actually funny, don’t punch down too much, and can turn it off when needed.
It’s not good if that’s your whole personality.
I work with too many people who insist on giving me the smartarse answer to EVERY fucking question.
Every day I have to ask every station “Do you need any assistance today?” And “Do you have enough work to fill your shift?” And every day “YEah yOu cAn WaSh mY cAr! HehEheHe” and “yEaH iF I geT thrOugH thIs I’lL jUsT tAKe a nAp!”
And every month we have to do a drivers licence check and every damn month the same people “wHaT lIcEnCe!?!”
Fuck cunt, grow up. I hate doing this shit as much as you hate being asked, why are you making it take twice as long!?!
have you told them ?
Idk none of the donkeys I’ve worked with have been very smart
But what’s the IQ on this buttocks, darling?
Why shouldn’t I? Bless those who encourage you to second-think things when things are presented as unquestionable.
Well, since you ask, it likely depends on whether they’re humorously encouraging you to look at something from a different angle, or if they’ve just discovered a handful of situations that get a chuckle from people who only encounter it occasionally, them proceed to subject everyone to the same ‘second-think’ ad nauseum.
They’re preferable to dumbasses.
Better than stupid dicks.
Smart arses? Are we in the 90s? Stop living in the past! AI arses are the bomb now.
Machine Learning Asses
I like the asses on smart people, does that count?
I don’t like that type of competition and we end up losing everybody else as the sarcasm and references get more obtuse and obscure until one of us loses and slingshots up to potty humor.
Best exchange I heard about this topic:
Person 1: “Stop being such a smart ass”
Person 2: “I will when you stop being such a dumb ass”Better than dumb-asses.
I trust my body to tell me that something’s wrong. If my butt is giving me warning signs, I darn well better listen.
No I don’t like myself
Yes I like myself.
They’re exhausting. Just say what you mean.
I think you’re confusing smart asses with wafflers.
It depends on if they’re sarcastic smart asses, or know-it-all smart asses. I prefer the former.
