Anyone got a spare brick, by the way? I’ll trade it for two sheep
I brought Settlers to game night and I’ve been reading the rulebook out loud for the past two hours and we still have no idea how we’re supposed to actually play the fucking game.
I bet you know a lot more about the class composition of pre-Revolutionary English-colonial Amerika tho
WHERE IS THE INDIGENOUS POPULATION IN SETTLERS OF CATAAN?!?
Perhaps they’re settling Greenland?
Behold, the myth of the white proletariat:
Oh I’ve got a whole hand of bricks. As the youths say, ol’ Bob Dole is “bricked up”
Look you keep saying spare brick as if you’re not trying to split my longest road attempt so no I’m not trading you
Nah, nah, i just need a settlement right… there. Next to the 3 wood, desert, and 2:1 ore port
You could say it was “to your white surprise”.
i was playing orange though
Libshit. Real commies always play red and launch a protracted bandits’ war against blue.
The virgin brick and wood vs the chad wheat and ore
I will trade you 1 brick for 5 sheep. Final offer.
the cool move is to trade away the resource that you have hoarded as it has become the most limited for a bunch of great stuff and then play that “monopoly” card immediately after to reclaim all of it back.
i call it “Dutch International Development & Entrepreneurship” and it turns everyone against you, but that doesn’t matter because you are completely caked up.
damn right i’m completely caked up. And I also have a monopoly on wood too, which is great
