• GooberEar@lemmy.wtfEnglish
    89·
    3 months ago

    I dunno if it is intentional, but there’s a an additional layer of humor in this for me:

    Where I live, there’s a company called Labcorp and they are basically the de facto company for pre-employment and random drug testing. I’m sure they do more than just drug tests, but drug testing is about all non-medical folks know of the place.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.comEnglish
    36·
    3 months ago

    Any of these cocaine button studies planning on moving to human trials soon? Asking for a friend.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
    35·
    3 months ago

    I used to hang with some behavioral psychology grad students (the type that follow the practices of B.F. Skinner and operant conditioning) who were researching the effects of various drugs on pigeons. We were drinking in their lab one time and there were about thirty white pitchers sitting on a table; eventually I noticed that they all had little white, twitching tails sticking out of them - each one contained a pigeon face-down waiting to be put into the testing chamber. I asked them how they managed to get the pigeons into the pitchers and keep them there and they just laughed. They took me into the cage room and showed me how they just opened the cage door and held up a pitcher and the bird would fly like a rocket straight into it. Sometimes they went in so hard they would knock themselves unconscious.

    There are some obvious ethical issues with animal experimentation, but as a certified druggie myself their lives didn’t seem all that bad.