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minus-squareDJDarren@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up207arrow-down2·2 months agoAs a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd echidnas. I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
minus-squarepyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agothe new coke v pepsi
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoJust be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
minus-squarePlantDadManGuy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoEchidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJust like normal humans, then?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 months agoDark. Also. Where can I try some?
minus-squareDJDarren@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoDM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoWait…. People farm the weirdos?
minus-squareMinarble@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoIt’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market. Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI wonder how they’d be for pets. I realize I shouldn’t. but. I kinda want one. They’re cute. (again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
minus-squaresigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThe human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
minus-squaresigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThey’re all cute to someone. (Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·2 months agoIt can make it’s own breakfast
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoyes but what about second breakfast
minus-squareitsnotits@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·2 months ago make its* own breakfast
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoA full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
And echidnas.
I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
the new coke v pepsi
Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
Just like normal humans, then?
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
Hell, we’ll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
They’re all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
Er…no… Not me…
It can make it’s own breakfast
yes but what about second breakfast
A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!