anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
It’s true. It’s so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
reincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack
Are you sure it wasn’t “Are you horses yet”?
I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?
It’s an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.
It is an excellent movie, especially if you go into watching it knowing it’s a satire. I went in blind and was totally blindsided
Same, still loved it. The big reveal completely derailed my brain for a solid minute before I started cackling like a madman.
Alternate plot line for the movie Contact
Speak for your self.
You say we’re not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We’re Hermit crabs!
We have an over abundance of drawn butter.
For reference, just in case you’re actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:
Ded-a-chek?
Dad-a-chum?
Nice try, you two, but us crabs ain’t falling for your lobstroganda
edit: spelling of lobstroganda
War of the worlds?
“Negative. We are trains.”
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Big badda boom
Multipass
Toot toot!
Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.
Note: You do not want Prador.