I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
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Wear a chastity device for me
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I WILL NEVER STOP NOT HAVING SEX
A strong, committed champion of the volcel armyFor every sex someone else has I will not have two sex
I skip two sex in the morning, I skip two sex at night
I skip two sex in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I skip two sex in times of peace and two in times of war
I skip two sex before I skip two sex, and then I skip two more
fucking amazing
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
Yeah that’s kinda how it works bud.
Fuck people who have sex.
Will do!
They suck.
Most certainly!
actually it’s gay to get pussy
actually it’s gay to get pussy
- dagaypussyeata
- dagaypussyeata
I don’t know why you think people can’t post while they’re bangin. I only post while I’m poopin, eatin, or fuckin
i always type up a comment right before i bang, then i open up the list of hexbear emojis and by the time i’m done a good 20 or so of them have loaded and are ready to use (it took 3 hours) (the sex was with a batman doll with a fleshlight shoved into a hole i tore in his crotch)
how can i stop having sex when your dad keeps hitting me up? what am i supposed to do? i can’t tell your dad no. unlike kids these days i respect my elders
Power dynamics
Real “leftist” of you. Don’t you even feel for other people?!?!?
Don’t you even feel
forother people?!?!?yeah, their
sGo back to Instagram, you sex haver. This place isn’t for you.
I don’t use social media
Sex is a material condition.
deeply distressed to hear this. this can’t true. hexbeariens dont have sex surely
I haven’t had sex since 2006.
True comrade!
Sex was invented by Big Condom to sell more condoms
Brother, I am so tired of these sex havers.
jorking it and by it i mean nothing at all
sex is icky, you don’t need to tell me twice.
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نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
