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Not Tom?
Everyone’s #1 friend.
You’re thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody’s friend.
If Mark were an ice cream flavour he’d be pralines and dick.
It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.
Hmm, I joined Facebook back in 05 or 06, and I don’t remember zuckerfuck being a default friend. I do remember Tom being everyone’s first friend on MySpace though. Tom is actually a human being too, unlike the greediest, most morally devoid lizard creature on the planet known as Fuckerberg.
Am I crossing the wires in my memory? I’m pretty sure that was the case in Facebook. I joined somewhere in 02 or 03, I think. As soon as it was open to my university.
Maybe he was people’s default friend back then. I didn’t join until after it was open to the public, so idk what it was like during the closed phases.
Oh, he’s on everyone’s shadow profile’s friends list, I’m sure.
That’s not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it’s because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they’re family so that doesn’t countRemember everyone. Family isn’t friends.
Blood of the covenant is thicker than the silicone of the chip.
Chosen family > assigned family
what’s a qanda?
nm, what’s a qanda with you
I’m feeling pretty wormdo today
… sigh
What’s a wormdo
The best it can.
My updog has wormdos.
I think Q&A
fictional country in Africa where Black Panther is from
Curse you, I came in here so excited to make this comment
