I don’t want babies to punch, screaming, out of pregnant women. I don’t know why the comic artist is pro-chestbursters
It was written by a xenomorph
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Call me crazy, but I’m glad human babies don’t peck their way out of there
Imagine developing fully in the womb, smallheaded nerds
Big heads, plus small pelvic opening due to an upright stature means we are necessarily born immature compared to other animals. For instance I keep saying. Mom you’re retired, can’t you be a little quicker with my pizza rolls?
All I hear is Stewie.
“I just walked right out. Didn’t even need to duck”
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It ain’t easy being cheesy.
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An usually apt comparison to childbirth.
Sharks are playing battle royal.
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Lazy-ass mammals.
Aren’t sharks laying eggs?
Sand tiger sharks, the ones the fact is about, are live bearing, but some sharks do lay eggs.
If you want to learn a lot more about live bearing fish, look into how to breed guppies. Especially if you have kids, it can be really cool!
Wait… sharks what??