god I’m so fuckin sick of libs
the world is burning down around you and you’re aggressively playing a kazoo at the people denying your mom a hospital bed while she dies of cancer
useless fucking shitlords
The same song that half of them walked down the aisle to at their “quirky” wedding.
This image has sent me spinning
holds up spork
So this is the libs’ version of a protracted people’s war against a hostile government. Neat.
I’m mad as heck about this fascism stuff but I’m a goofy goober
I thought there would be a lib January 6th, but they’ve found a way to be even more lame.
When your lips are numb from all the kazooing, you barely even feel the boot in your mouth.
Reddit after…
Guys, guys, guys. My kazoo was fine but why was it every time I went dah-dah-dah dee-da dah dee-da daaah - my teeth and gums really hurt and there was a weird smell and a very bad taste in my mouth? Like a boot. I’m not joking.
I just want to watch a Trump insanity supercut. Like a 2 hour version. Maybe pee on a flag.
The libs better not fucking ruin kazoos for me. There’s some much folk punk and old timey shit with kazoos that I love.
Bird that lives in the backpack of a bear is peak character design
#Kazoo #Resist #Kazoosist
“Stay tuned for more”
“Do not”
inb4 lib infighting over whether to boycott the whole coverage or to tune in to the hours of bullshit analysis over the colour of shoes drumpf wears because CNN needs to be supported in its mission to hold the conservatives to account !!!
hashtag resistance libs dusting off the pussy hat.
Trump will hear the kazoos, turn to his assistant, and ask “wait, I’m stars war?”. At that moment he will resign and take Jimmy Carter’s place in the pantheon of wholesomeness.
Tommy’s eyes widen as he slowly lowers the drinky from his lips
“this… is … heckin amazeballs!”
Nance is a natsec guy and to build up his natsec cred with flag-waving he joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
On April 18, 2022, Nance revealed that he had joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in March 2022. In an interview with Michael Harriot of The Guardian, Nance alluded to African-American military aviator Eugene Bullard’s service in the French Foreign Legion to his service in Ukraine, hoping to inspire “African Americans and young Americans who have been in the military” and describing the International Legion as “the pantheon of the defense of democracy in the defense of Ukraine”.
