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minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·6 days agoAh. This is why so many of us pick flower names. It’s the pollen making us trans.
minus-squarefossilesqueOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·6 days agoPlants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.
minus-squareMr Fish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoAnd then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoAnd the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them. So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
minus-squareedric@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·6 days agoThe pollen in my area just makes me into a sniffling, red eyed, mess.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoThat’s gotta be one of my favourite genders
Ah. This is why so many of us pick flower names.
It’s the pollen making us trans.
Plants are FREAKY. Pollen is just plant jizz and they constantly spray it EVERYWHERE. Anything will trigger them, wind, rain, instant sploosh. Little horny rascals.
And then there’s hayfever, which is literally an allergy to tree cum
And the Bradford Pear, which I’ve heard a lot of people(mostly women) say smells like cum to them.
So you could be allergic to tree cum that smells like people cum.
#scienceismagic
The pollen in my area just makes me into a sniffling, red eyed, mess.
That’s gotta be one of my favourite genders