• brygphilomena@lemmy.world
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    48 minutes ago

    Go the opposite. Use your power for good. The object becomes damn near impossible to destroy. What is irreplaceable for society? What has so much cultural significance that its so important that it becomes nearly industructible.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    1 hour ago

    A mini solar powered satellite that i can shot into orbit, and a plastic dinosaur toy that which i just dump into a trashbin where it will be buried in landfill.

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    5 hours ago
    • a used condom on a sandy New York beach
    • the single pickle in the jar at the back of the refrigerator, alternatively the single broken carrot in the bottom of the crisper
    • chewed up gum on the bottom of a desk
    • a single pink shoe, size 4, in the middle of the woods
    • a used dildo stuck in a gutter grate
    • the McDonald’s French fry(or penny) you dropped under your car seat that one time

    I think that covers most of them.

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    6 hours ago

    I would make irreplaceable objects like the Mona Lisa or Kurt Cobain’s acoustic guitar into my Horcruxes.

    I would make it so that the cultural loss of what it takes to kill me would be far greater than anything I could ever do.

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      5 hours ago

      Good idea, but you’re still using small objects which can be destroyed by someone desperate (or a clever enough wizard). You want something large and physically resilient - the kind of thing that would be both hard to vanish, and is going to take something like a bomb to get rid of.

      Make it something huge. One of the Pyramids of Giza. The Papal Palace. The Tower of London.

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    9 hours ago

    A screw thats about to be fired into space and ejected off into the infinite great beyond.

    Can’t do shit about my horcrux if it’s floating out past nebula 12.

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      7 hours ago

      Nuclear bombs don’t just go off. You can blow them up and they just won’t work. They’re a pretty complex mechanism that needs to work perfectly. The fissile material inside is dangerous if you spread it about though.

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    11 hours ago

    A grain of sand, dump it in the ocean

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      5 hours ago

      But then your loyal servants won’t be able to find it either to bring you back.

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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      11 hours ago

      I was thinking the same thing, except a rock. I frequently visit ships as part of my job, and it would be no problem dumping it somewhere it would be likely to remain undisturbed for the rest of eternity. A grain if sand is likely to move with the currents. A rock will not.

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        It’ll eventually be subducted, I think getting it into deep space is more likely to be long-term secure.

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    10 hours ago

    Go to school for aeronautics, become a rocket scientist. Get a job making rockets and satellites. When you finally get to work on a probe that is designed to not return, make it a horcrux just before it’s launched. Even if people eventually figure out what it is, they won’t be able to do anything about it until we have access to FTL travel.

    • Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      9 hours ago

      Certainly changes that scene in Deathly Hallows

      “No, you should do it.”

      “Me?’ said Ron, looking shocked. ‘Why?”

      “Because you got the sword out of the pool. I think it’s supposed to be you.”