Remember that verified tweet about Lockheed stopping sales to the US, Israel, and Saudi Arabia until their human rights abuses had been investigated?
Holy shit its real
The only time I’ve read “Lockheed & Martin” and smiled
I had to look it up myself. Had to be sure. Glorious day!
Omfg lmao take that you fuckinf war profiteering dickheads.
And more!
It just doesn’t stop lmao
Good
Hell yeah. I hope it’s just the beginning.
God as my witness. Please let this be true!
It is! I had to look up the stock myself. That’s why I chose to show the 5 day. So wholesome!
The stock for almost every pharma company dropped after that tweet. Made the whole industry scared. Lol
Lmao you couldn’t make this shit up, real life is now a parody of the sensible world we imagine in our heads.
3 scenarios:
Twitter dies or plummets in value (70% probability, likely scenario)
This stuff continues, intensifying the contradictions in capital (5% probability, best and funniest scenario)
Musk gets sued and stops this stuff (25% probability, boring scenario)
All have benefits:
- Good and hilarious
- hopefully radicalises more
- Good and super hilarious
The issue with Twitter dying is that its users will relocate to another platform.
So far exactly zero big accounts have migrated elsewhere. Even if all the developers leave, its not difficult for them to just keep servers going, and there will always be someone willing to pay their hosting costs.
Hopefully they might go touch grass first.
MySpace.
twitter isn’t going to survive another year
Inshallah fingers crossed 🤞🤞
Musk buying Twitter is genuinely the best thing that’s happened in corporate social media.
Let’s hope he buys the military industrial complex next and bankrupts that 🤣
The best part is he’s going to be buried as well once all these sunk corporations sue him.
excellent
hopefully this actually ends up lowering the cost of insulin in Amerika
If anything they will raise the price to make the stock go back up. I hate the system.
Fingers crossed 🤞
I am currently crossing all of my fingers and four of my toes
I’m holding a old couple at gunpoint forcing them to cross their toes and fingers as well in the hope it helps.
(Obviously not really holding them hostage)
I’m very glad you clarified that you are not, in fact, a kidnapper, or, if you are, that it is unrelated to this alleged event (which did not, of course, transpire)
I had to be careful in case my handler gets sussy on me.
Are investors really that stupid? I guess it’s not that surprising.
Love that the entire economy of the west is dependent on these dishes./s
Yes. The stock market is totally irrational. Stock prices rarely reflect any actual value. Isn’t Tesla still valued more than all other car companies combined?
A lot of trading nowadays is done by bots, who probably look at news stories for different headlines and responses. They could also treat minor fluctuations with even more hysteria than people do.
Apparently. I guess a lot are boomers and/or obviously playing “react quickly to outside factors that affect stock value” game and they’ve knee jerk reacted to what they perceived was a legitimate tweet. Gotta love the stability of the stock market, such a consistent and safe economic system.
Legitimately maybe the most effective praxis done in America in decades.
Lmao my thoughts exactly 🤣
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Holy shit, Elon being a dumbass is a classic case of “don’t correct your enemy when he makes a mistake”
I can’t wait to see the cope coming out of Elon wankers.
It’s like an early Christmas and I’m waiting for morning to see the gifts
“Elon was playing 5D chess to dismantle American imperialism all along”
Aren’t his fanboys pro imperialism?
Please let it be the destruction of Monsanto🤞
I’m having deja vus of a dream I had years ago there’s a car flashing in my brain
Deja Vu is always so trippy when it happens fr
The most efficient resource allocation system right here! Billions in the void because of a tweet!
Goodbye money!!
It would be so fucking funny and sad if the next 1929 once in two lifetimes crisis happened because some mporon bought a social and implemented a feature to make some bucks
I think he’s tanking in wealth behind the scenes otherwise he’d be chatting shit right now.
best use of 8 dollars in history
£££££ into forming educational parties and outreach programs = slow progress
£8 to make a fake verified twitter account and shit post = sends stock market into silly nonsense
Gotta say this has been one of the best social experiments ever
You couldn’t make it up 🤣
If shithead Elon Musks terrible Twitter deal is the straw that break the economies back idk if I will be able to handle it mentally. Like it’ll both simultaneously be the most hilarious and insane thing that could happen…
It’ll be like how Cartman saw the butt face people and lost his ability to register humor… but like with everything…
I will loose all touch with reality and no longer be able to separate real life from parody. I will be broken.
Yeah I know that vibe, like real life has gotten too insane to take seriously anymore lmao.
