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Boquila trifoliolata mimics leaves of an artificial plastic host plant The mystery of the mimic plant (Vox) Mimicry in Plants (Wiki)
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 年前That kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
minus-squarelol3droflxp@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 年前For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time. That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
minus-squarefossilesqueOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
minus-squarelol3droflxp@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
minus-squareblackbrooklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
minus-squareNarrrz@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
minus-squareEufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
That kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.
That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
Probably not with my diet.
Plants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”
Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!