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fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 年前

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bread is metal

fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 年前
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    You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?

    You are disgusting.

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      That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey

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      Hey, don’t kinkshame us!

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      Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa

      • scarilog@lemmy.world
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        Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right

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      Don’t kink shame

    • optissima@lemmy.ml
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      Dutch oven sandwich in every bite

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    Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.

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      Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

      Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

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        We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.

        • 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘰@lemmy.world
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          Makes more sense than orthodox religions actually

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          And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.

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      Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

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        Love that poop water

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      Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?

  • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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    It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.

    You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.

    That’s more than most of us get

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      So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?

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        Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

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        I want a thigh

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          Dibs feet

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    It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.

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      sourdough

      yeast colony

      Bacterial colony, no?

      Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.

      I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…

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        Bacterial colony, no?

        It’s both yeast and bacteria.

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    Yeast for the yeast god

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      Loaves for the bread throne

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      A bit afraid of asking for your prompt

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        Just asked for more after this

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          Nice. The only thing that would make this better is if you asked for yeast cells instead of bacteria, since yeast are fungi.

          • pigup@lemmy.world
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            Uhh

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              Lmao chatgpt needs to learn what yeast cells look like. Thanks for doing that, though!

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    Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

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      Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”

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    That’s like, yenocide.

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      Guess I’m an anti-yeastite!

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    Well, I’m disgusted. Good job.

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      I’m just hungry.

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    !cooking@mander.xyz

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    Thats some high quality shit here.

    Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.

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    Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.

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    This comment section is better than the post itself.

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    What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…

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