• pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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    Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

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      It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.

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    Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

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    Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

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      As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).

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        But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.

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        I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

        You just need to work around da rulez

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        Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

        Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

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      Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

      noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

      Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

      LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?

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      so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?

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        Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.

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          As a long time teacher of ESL back in the day, I’d say that depends heavily on the native language.

          European languages generally do well

          Asian languages generally struggle

          Middle Eastern languages, well, things don’t translate well on paper

          Conversely, I found the middle Eastern students to have excellent speaking abilities.

          The difference in how the mind processes speaking vs writing was truly fascinating to me.

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      Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid

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      It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.