• dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.

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        5 months ago

        I killed a big one and it’s legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.

        do not recommend unless properly prepared

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          5 months ago

          Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.

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            5 months ago

            acting like the unmanliest of men

            Sir I don’t how to break it to you

            You have a rare disease called be a person

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              5 months ago

              While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊

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                5 months ago

                Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do

                We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this

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          4 months ago

          There is only one solution: chemical warfare