Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please

Mechanic: Here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?

Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…

Me: Another Guinness please
Bartender: Here you go
Me: urgh what is this?
Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand?
Bartender: Now that you mention it…