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    > Final Fantasy
    > For the 16th fucking time

    Compare that to:

    > Endwalker
    > Literally walk to the final boss

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    > Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    > Not a single vice to be found


    > House Flipper

    > All houses are orientated normally


    > Untitled Goose Game

    > Has title


    > Octodad

    > Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever


    > Golf With Your Friends

    > No friends.

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      I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now

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      Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.

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          I feel like I have enough of a skillset and experience that with a solid free month I could make a terrible iteration of this.

          Now all I need is the month.

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      I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !

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      With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.

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        Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.

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          That’s what I meant, you’re making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn’t realize there’s an octopus in the game, even though there is one.

          And the reason I said it’s confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you’re playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I’m being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.

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            Everyone in that game can see he’s an octopus, to the point you could argue it’s also explicitly shown to them (he literally has an octopus head and tentacles in full visibility, and can’t even speak English) and one character besides the chef is confused upon finding out no one else realised.

            I think you’d have a hard time making an argument it’s hidden from any in game character any better than the player.

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              Let me try to, anyway.
              IIRC, you start the game in the aquarium as an octopus, and then escape. That’s when you’re explicitly shown to be an octopus. Every NPC, however, sees the octopus in some amount of disguise. So even if we constantly roll a nat 1 on perception check like all the NPC, we didn’t have to roll it on the first encounter, therefore we know it’s an octopus.

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                You don’t remember correctly. The aquarium escape is near the end of the game and the first time we see him out of disguise. We start the game at his wedding and then time skip to his house, he starts clothed both times.

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                  Is that so? Then, I stand corrected and retract my complaint, it somewhat makes sense now. And in my defense, it’s been more than a decade since I played and I think I finished it in one sitting, so it’s a blur.

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        You’re a very fun person

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          What, you don’t find it fun to understand humor more in-depth by overanalyzing to death the aspects of a joke?! What a weirdo…

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    You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:

    agreement or harmony between people or groups.

    Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.

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      I’ve read a wiki page about it, critics didn’t even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn’t want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.

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    >Battlefield 4

    >Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield


    >Pokémon Yellow

    >Has other colors

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      >Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

      Also:

      > Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.

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    >Dark Souls
    >Souls emit light

    >Hyper Light Drifter
    >There’s no car in the game

    >Final Fantasy
    >Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”

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    Team Fortress 2

    No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.

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        Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.

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    > Legend of Zelda
    > You're playing as Link save for a few games
    
    > Wolfenstein 3D
    > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
    
    > Valve Software Inc.
    > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
    
    > Epic Games
    > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
    
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    Killing floor

    Scenery is non-destructible

    Black Mesa

    All the mesas are actually brown

    Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne

    Actually he does fall over a lot in this game