• Artyom@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Mythbusters tested whether it was better to zig zag or run straight away from a gator. Turns out, it doesn’t matter, gators won’t chase you.

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      They’ve spent hundreds of millions of years sitting in lakes waiting for food to step in their mouths. They deserve to be called sloths more than actual sloths.

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        the question is though, do they qualify for gluttony? on one hand they eat entire deer in one sitting, but on the other hand they do that like once a week.

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          Dude you’re completely totally wrong about Pandas.

          Pandas only have fertility issues in captivity. Everything you described just now ONLY applies to pandas living in captivity

          They do just fine in the wild. At least, they

          The reason for their falling population numbers is their loss of habitat.

          And if I remember correctly they have one cub every two years, overall low rate of reproduction but that has more reproductive strategy than anything else.

          Suffice to say: pandas reproduce much more successfully in the wild than previously thought

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        Some Floridaman has. Apparently their jaws are really good for chomping down, but not that great for opening back up. So, you belly flop on the thing from behind, and it can’t really do a thing to you while you take some shoelaces and tie the gator’s jaws shut. At that point you can transfer the gator to a different swamp that isn’t inhabited by Floridaman. At least that’s the best description I have, of the technique I watched the guy use.