More pixels
And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing
Nature’s Rizla.
I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
Don’t worry, they’re only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill
That’s about 5-9 mm too much.
When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.
Fire hasn’t, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.
Praise Prometheus!
At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.
No fetish, but I wanna pat it.
Do you think it likes chin scratches? Does it have a chin? Can I stack them for convenience?
A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not
it’s me hello i want to pretend to be a stick
Down. Bad.
wraps around stick
By my read, this spider is a bro.
Australia
Should’ve guessed
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry
Clickbait spider! Enragement tracking functions, activate!
Unacceptable.
Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer
Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
This shit needs to stay in movies
This shit is the consequence of sin yo.
Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!
