Magnets! How do they work!?!
In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
Magic rocks!
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
What is this Star Trek incantation shit
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.
I know some of these words.
Someone swallowed a dictionary.
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
Tekeli-li!
serpentinization, lol
From Wikipedia
Serpentinization is a hydration and metamorphic transformation of ferromagnesian minerals, such as olivine and pyroxene, in mafic and ultramafic rock to produce serpentinite.
A lithosphere (from Ancient Greek λίθος (líthos) ‘rocky’ and σφαίρα (sphaíra) ‘sphere’) is the rigid, outermost rocky shell of a terrestrial planet or natural satellite. On Earth, it is composed of the crust and the lithospheric mantle, the topmost portion of the upper mantle that behaves elastically on time scales of up to thousands of years or more.
In geophysics, a magnetic anomaly is a local variation in the Earth’s magnetic field resulting from variations in the chemistry or magnetism of the rocks. Mapping of variation over an area is valuable in detecting structures obscured by overlying material.
Proterozoic rocks have been identified on all the continents and often constitute important sources of metallic ores, notably of iron, gold, copper, uranium, and nickel.
Over the last 200 years, the magnetic field has lost around 9% of its strength on a global average. A large region of reduced magnetic intensity has developed between Africa and South America and is known as the South Atlantic Anomaly.
I also speak Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentinite
:-D
Wikipedia the next part of that title, because broken down bit by bit, shit still doesn’t make sense.
I’m not sure the link between geology and virology will come clear, but IANAGeologist, nor Virologist.
I just tried to break it down in my comment chain. Absolute bat shit.
LoL!
In the Chinese language, Lóng 龍 is dragon. Di Long, literally earth dragon is what we call earth worms. So yes, dragons exist, depending on one’s definition of the term, naturally.
I think olms should be dragons.
Ropefish i choose you
Agreed. Can we genemod them for fire, or would that be silly and impetuous?
I believe they should blow bubbles like any good water dragon.
Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing SeSECRET TUNNEL!
Ok, small deviation, was it ever "Ba Sing Sah’ instead of “Ba Sing Se”? Cause everybody that I know (and who knows ATLB) tells me it was always “Ba Sing Se”, but I almost swear that it was “Ba Sing Sah”…I can hear her saying “Bah Sing Sah”…have I been brainwashed?
Nah bro it was always Ba Sing Se. You’re on some weird Mandela effect, must be in the wrong timeline.
serpentinization, lol
*blinks*
Wut?