I need sleep
I don’t use it for personal gain.
I give away infinite free bread, and get arrested and jailed forever.
No more giving money to homeless people. You get a stale baguette. Best of luck to you.
I’d make a fuckload of croutons
Become a French toast master
I become king of Dad Jokes.
-Dream transition effect-
-Clears throat to someone-
What do you do after getting your groceries?
-summons baguette-
You baguette !
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Hey, so I’m very positive somewhere near you is a doorway of some type. Would you kindly walk through it, and leave?
Unlimited garlic bread, yay!
Figure out a way to burn it completely and cleanly. Infinite power.
But I guess it depends on how long it takes to magic out of thin air.
If I could do millions per second, I might be able to get some time off. If it was 1 per second, then not really viable.
Although would add carbon to the environment (as opposed to unlocking millennia old carbon).So, feed those that need fed. I guess
There’s a French Toast restaurant near me. Maybe I could cut a deal with them, or just open a food truck.
Do my thing while standing by the microwave, that magical box which turns slightly stale bread into hot steamy fresh bread again.
Search up “ratatouille modern warfare”
Killing a two-headed squirrel near Mt Rainier.
Baguettes just dump out of Trumps butt whenever he makes a public appearance
Why not just cover the Whitehouse in baguettes 100s of meters high, while simultaneously filling the rooms with so much baguette you can’t even move.
I become ruler of every duck I come across.
I could probably get a job at either of my local grocery store bakery departments with that.
I could make a bunch of Runescape players very happy, I guess.