As someone who isn’t getting any, but isn’t actually salty about it (because effort), thinks pro-life is a universally stupid movement, and still doesn’t understand why the fuck it matters who does and doesnt have casual sex
It’s 100% because they ain’t getting any and they jelly
„It is scientifically proven that you’re so salty because I’m getting some” is a line that you’re now allowed to use.
As someone who isn’t getting any, but isn’t actually salty about it (because effort), thinks pro-life is a universally stupid movement, and still doesn’t understand why the fuck it matters who does and doesnt have casual sex
It’s 100% because they ain’t getting any and they jelly