please sir, you’re our only hope to save democracy.
I like this man, he’s a winner!
You’ve just lost your Lathe privileges until November.
The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar the nominee
The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar’s daughter the nominee and give her a gundam
Basically Futurama Nixon after he wins.
Get in the robot, Isra, or Biden will have to do it again.
And her daughter will be running her admin (she’s a commie)
Zelinskyyyyyy is running
He surrenders in Ukraine, moves to the US, becomes US president, the CIA has him sign his own assassination order.
I’ve already secured the funding for this.
Well, he is the president Americans deserve. I don’t know who is more representative of the American soul though, Musk or Trump. They’re both so American.
Trump will change the laws after he wins the next election and Musk will be the Republican candidate for 2028. This will start a precedent of the office of president being a kind of rubber stamp for influential billionaires and the position will lose all meaning, similar to the Pontifex Maximus in ancient Rome. The liberal party will become openly controlled opposition who will openly flaunt how much of a sham US democracy is. Libs will still insist that every election is the “most important election of our lives”
Musk is the sort of glutton for punishment as shown with twitter that if he could he probably would run for president. Unlike say Zuckerberg who dipped his toes and said “you know what? Not for me”.
He loves attention and feeling important, and thinks he can just throw toddler’s temper tantrum to solve any issue he has. There’s no way he would ever turn down the chance to become president.
It would be extremely funny if he throws a tantrum and he’ll think he’s making a bunch of vague references to overdosing on purpose but it won’t be at all vague.
The supreme court gave Biden the power to make this happen
Thought it would be Obama tbh
I’m saying this: Chelsea Clinton.
Not even as a joke
