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minus-squareLexam@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·2 months agoSo they admit there are predatory Muppets.
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·2 months agoI reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don’t see.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoI believe the proper name is “Teletuborians”
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoCookie monster is definitely a predator.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoIt used to be more obvious than it is now.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoLook at Animal. They keep him drugged up, and he’s still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he’d tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agohttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/elmo-puppeteer-kevin-clash-cleared-of-sexual-abuse-charges/ Cleared by the statute of limitations…
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThe puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoWell the Count is a vampire…
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOne second has passed, ah ah ah. Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago The world, too… Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoPredators have forward-facing eyes. Muppets have forward-facing eyes. The science is clear.
So they admit there are predatory Muppets.
I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don’t see.
I believe the proper name is “Teletuborians”
Cookie monster is definitely a predator.
It used to be more obvious than it is now.
Look at Animal.
They keep him drugged up, and he’s still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he’d tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elmo-puppeteer-kevin-clash-cleared-of-sexual-abuse-charges/
Cleared by the statute of limitations…
The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.
Well the Count is a vampire…
The world, too…
One second has passed, ah ah ah.
Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.
Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.
Time will now resume!
Predators have forward-facing eyes.
Muppets have forward-facing eyes.
The science is clear.