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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·1 month agoWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·edit-21 month agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·1 month agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month ago because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoA time, B time, and lunch time.
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoNah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoTrippin’, trippin’, trippin’
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.