Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff

A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.

Nah, it just trips into the future

Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.

I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.

Does an arrow fly at all?

Does time not fly like an arrow?

Does time fly not like an arrow?

W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??

Dobsonflies don’t even eat Dobson!

What a world

Earthlings don’t eat earth because “earth” isn’t something to be eaten. Sperm whales don’t eat sperm because sperm is (usually) not something to be eaten.

Fruit, however, is supposed to be eaten, and by many, many animals. By calling something a fruit fly, the expectation for most people would be that its diet consists mainly of fruit

Speak for yourself, I rather like potatoes, or as the French call them ‘pomme de terre’ which if I recall would literally translate as ‘apple of earth’.

Wtf do earthlings eat other than earth? Plants, animals & fungus are all parts of Earth TO BE EATEN

By other animals or fungus.

Don’t you drive a car?

The trick is to use other people’s time and money to create crime against nature.

Without a lie they’d just be horsefs

No it’s because they take a horse sized chunk out of you when they bite you

But they do? Along with any other animal that happens to be nearby.

That is the one insect I will go out of my way to kill.

Ok let me introduce you to the barn owl

You’re right. They only drink horse (and cattle) blood.

Horse or cow vampire fly is a little long winded for a name.

I have rescued so many fruit flies from my beer. You hardly need to drown them, just present them with a 5% ethanol by volume solution and let them drown themselves

(My beer system is outside in my courtyard, fruit flies love the drip tray)

So why are you called “tramp-ass human”?

They’re generally called vinegar flies, and they don’t infest fresh fruit like fruit flies do when they lay their eggs in fruit.

what do you call a fly with no wings?

The victim of a psycopath in the making.

The fruit flies you’ve seen eating fresh fruit are probably Drosophila suzukii (spotted wing fruit fly). Most (all?) other Drosophila species (including the model organism Drosophila melanogaster) only feed on rotting fruit. Though they’ll consume the sugars too, not just the microorganisms. So standard lab diets include sugar along with yeast and often cornmeal.

There are also some more distantly related flies that feed on fresh fruit and are commonly called fruit flies, eg Ceratitis capitata (Mediterranean fruit fly)

I’m sure the meme is apocryphal, and it’s not entirely correct. Fruit flies do eat yeast, yes…but they also eat the sugars in the fermenting fruit, not just the microorganisms causing fruit decay. I don’t know about the larvae at all, though.

There’s even the old Marx brothers joke “time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

The fruit fly trap taught to me by an entomologist friend is baited with wine, suggesting the fruit flies want fermenting fruit

The trap: get a plastic fizzy drink bottle; bigger is better

Cut off the top. The cut piece is a cone

Place the cone (the top piece) upside down on the rest of the bottle

Sticky tape the joint

Bait with cheap wine or leftover wine or beer. The bait is poured down the funnel into the trap

Her tastes were revealed in the description of baiting the trap — she specified red wine, but I have tested with various booze and fruit flies have no taste, they’ll go for anything. You could probably extract bait from the sourdough starter you made in lockdown and kept alive despite never making bread after that first try