• tabris@lemmy.world
    1·
    5 minutes ago

    I was just walking to work one day, when I got heckled in the street by some random guy singing at me:

    “Earthworm Jim, you’re so much fun to play. Earthworm Jim, you’re tall, you’re thin, you’re gay!”

    I’ve never been more seen.

  • macrocarpa@lemmy.world
    4·
    45 minutes ago

    Wore a maroon coloured hoodie

    The dude who asked me this also stared fixedly at the crotch of my board shorts and asked me “where’s your package, man?” upon me exiting climbing out of a (cold) plunge pool

    I clearly looked confused, so he says “where’s your piece?”

    Dude clearly spent a fair amount of his time cataloguing the outlines of flaccid penises through boardshorts for whatever fucking reason.

    I was offended, ish, till I heard the growers vs show-ers thing. Mine retracts while not in use, it’s quite convenient.

  • CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world
    7·
    1 hour ago

    Wearing a chain.

    Chain necklace? Gay

    Chain bracelet? Gay

    Chain wallet? Also Gay

    Chain mail. Well now you’re a dork. And also Gay

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
    4·
    41 minutes ago

    In the 1990s in the UK, it was gay to wear a backpack using both shoulder straps (as opposed to using one strap over one shoulder, which was the heterosexual way to carry things to school).

  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    10·
    2 hours ago

    I got called gay for wearing a kilt in america. What’s funny is I had my girlfriend as well as a female friend with benifits with me at the time. I didn’t even bother responding.

    I’ve heard plenty of guys say that doing any kind of ass play, even with a female is gay.

    • myliltoehurts@lemm.ee
      2·
      1 hour ago

      Were you using it on some other dudes junk by any chance or something…? Cuz otherwise that seems like a leap.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
      5·
      3 hours ago

      Who the hell is telling you that? I’ve been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don’t believe it and I’m like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn’t.

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
    7·
    3 hours ago

    Have a wider choice of underwear. Some beautiful individual in another thread put me on to “gay” underwear… comfort settings I’d never dreamed of. I’d feel contained performing CPR in these badboys. Apparently this clothing change is the first step on the road to man love - according to the absolute brains trust I’ve had the pleasure of working with for the last couple of months.

      • tabris@lemmy.world
        1·
        10 minutes ago

        We have Andrew Christian, Aussiebum, Box, and oh so many more brands. But the main difference is comfort and style.

        Need a bigger pouch? We have you covered. Do you get a little clammy down there? Try separate pouches for the bells and whistle. Want to show off? We have the push up bra of underwear. Do you like to walk around the house in your underwear but you have nowhere to put your phone? We have hipster shorts with pockets!

        Gay underwear is just superior to the smalls most straight guys wear. They’re also more colourful and attractive. Why should women be the only ones wearing nice undergarments?

  • spacecadet@lemm.ee
    11·
    4 hours ago

    I once called a woman sexy and that I would do it with her and was called gay because she had big muscles. That woman is Carriejune Bowlby. I guess straight guys don’t like in shape women with big butts?

  • Roopappy@lemmy.mlEnglish
    9·
    4 hours ago

    Kiwi strawberry Snapple.

    It was 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things “gay” for me.

  • Zier@fedia.io
    35·
    7 hours ago

    Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.