This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
or the Yomamaisaraptor!
Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
…+ Constraptor
Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
This joke is a bit derivative
Don’t forget Speedraptor!
I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.
There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?
Smh cancel culture these days
So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?
No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.
Oh yeah, mine just cancel out too, lol
Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor
Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.
The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.
Displacemenraptor/timeraptor
Actually that’s still wrong.
dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.
Or you could go with:
(Distanceraptor/ Timeraptor) * VectoreraptorThe d is only needed if it is changing.
Why *vector? Displacement is already a vector; distance being a scalar.
The d is only needed if it is changing.
Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?
Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?
If you look at it for a small enough amount of time, that is (so d can be implicit)
Or you can get Average Velociraptor
Ah my bad, I wanted to write “Distanceraptor” as in the post.
Forgot that by the time I got to actually writing it.
Yeah we need a directionraptor
Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1
The legendary timeraptor that can control time
And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”
Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?
Here’s a few more pixels
But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
or distance(raptor)^2
speedraptor don’t care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.
What does that effectively mean
That you’re screwed either way if you encounter any of those raptors. They even named them like this because they reached these extreme physical bounds.
speedraptor don’t care where you are.
Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor
Why not ‘Chronoraptor’?
velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor
acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²
momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor
…you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!
You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time
That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!
Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?
Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
I got my own displacement
And the time - by line - is rent
Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
Pick up them claws;
We’re opening doors
An’ when I integrate again
I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
I’m the Velo’C’Rapper
I there a directionless speed raptor?
