He’s the motherfucking pterodactyl, and he’s here to ptero you a new asshole!
How is it that we discover bones of a large flying creature, and first thought is “it looks mammalian, like a flying possum!” And then “nah, that’s ridiculous. It was a flying reptile! Like a DRAGON!”
Large flying creature, and nobody thinks giant bird? Really?
Apparently they were way more similar to bats than to birds.
We already have birds. Give us flying possums or dragons.
Pteroratyl
Possums with wings!
She nap, she crap, but most importantly, she flap
Ptossums.
Screaming since the beginning of time!
This is low key, terrifying.
Scary 😂
what’s even scarrier is the idea that this might give possums… ideas.
Thinking takes brain wrinkles.
There’s no thoughts in that head. Merely a marble.
And this is why no one will see the possum take over coming.
Our future overlords can be easily manipulated with Taco Bell and alcohol.
You won’t even notice if it happens.
All hail our skypossum overlords!
So just regular angels <3
Why do the background creatures look more like modern reconstructions than the creature in the foreground? Lmao
Because it’s further away so you just see the shape like the skeletron
It could work as a new Lemmy logo.
Omg I would love if they had big possum energy.
You know, like not dick seagull hustle tactics.
I never thought about Mesozoic fauna having external ears. Birds don’t, so presumably their dinosaur ancestors didn’t. But maybe pterosaurs did? (Would we be able to tell by looking for muscle attachment points on their skulls?)
Imprint fossils preserve feathers and other soft tissues. No ears.
wildly inaccurate animal illustrations is such a vibe
Look at samurai era illustrations of lions and leopards. The artists only had the skins to work off, so they used house cats for the faces. And they thought they were the same species, with lions being males and leopards being females.
In German, we call bats “Fledermaus” (fluttering mouse) and this is the missing link between them and regular mouses. Who would have guessed that of all the peoples in the world, the Germans have been right all this time
My dog’s name is Die Fledermaus. He’s a black-and-tan dachshund.
We call him Maus for short. But he does look like a little bat dog.
With long nails 😜
